ISB Is Recruiting. Because Apparently HR Said We Have To.
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Are you an Imperial sick of filing TPS reports in triplicate for Darth Paperclip?
Are you a Rebel who's realized that "freedom" actually means sleeping in a tent and dying for a cause with no dental plan?Good news! We’re the dysfunctional family you didn’t know you needed.
Guild Name: Imperial Security Bureau (-I-), Webels (-R-)
Faction: Yes.
We accept Imperials and Rebels because we believe in equal-opportunity incompetence. If you’ve ever wanted to be judged by both sides of the galactic war simultaneously, now’s your chance.Perks include:
- Group content where half of us are trying and the other half are "vibing"
- PvP, PvE, and PTSD—whatever you need
- Crafting sessions that devolve into debates over whether bantha milk is vegan
- A Discord server where your memes will be judged harshly, but fairly
- A city on Talus that is way better than Spiceville.
Requirements:
- A pulse (optional)
- The ability to mash buttons while blaming lag
- A complete disregard for faction loyalty
- An undying hatred of Ewoks (non-negotiable)
Join today. Or don’t. We’ll still be here. Mocking each other. Poorly dressed and over-geared.
Contact Tank in Discord.
This message brought to you by Cris-om, who basically pointed out that I haven't been doing my job to recruit anyone lately.
P.S. We have Statik... 'nuff said
Historical reactions: Haha × 1
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Howdy.
I am def interested. I have 3 Imperial toons I self RP with, they run Spec OPs for my main (Aithos): an Officer named Hegdmon ( Healer + Combat Medic ), Flamethrower Specialist named Krahmir ( AOE - Fire Dots ), and a Scout named Rulph ( Rifleman + Squad Leader). My spin off version of Bad-Batch.
Would love to participate in any PVE or RP.
Discord: aith0s_82187 aka Nephilm_RP
Historical reactions: Like × 1
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Vlu Dagoth here, interested in joining!
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